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Crazy Lottery Tales

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My girl says I am the luckiest person on earth, I don’t know how she can say that. The only thing I have ever won is two tickets to the Rangers game from ESPN for being the biggest slacker at work. I sent in a stop animation video I filmed making my coffee Mug dance. After the Mega Millions ballooned to over 400 Million the other day, I thought it would be funny to Photoshop the winning numbers on to a ticket and trick her into thinking we had just become multimillionaires. I casually left the fake ticket in a pile of other legit tickets she bought. I said babe go to www.lottery.net and check the numbers, I have a great feeling about this one! The look on her face was priceless as she discovered we had won, but I soon broke the news that this was another one of my scams and lets just say I didn’t get Lucky that night. This was a great way to see if she really loved me or was just after my fake money. In light of this story listen to Daft Punk and check out a few other crazy Lottery Tales.
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A Quick Thought About the Ozzie Guillen Situation

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A quick thought about the Ozzie Guillen situation. I don’t know how anyone can be offended about another persons opinion of someone else. So what ? he killed people now cant like him ? I mean, you can argue that it doesn’t say much about me as a person if I decide to support such a notorious figure, but that too would be an opinion. For arguments sake, let’s say you were childhood friends with Hitler. I mean close friends, like ya moms knew each other , you would go over each others house and play SEGA, sleep over and eat Totinos pizzas. Then something happens to this kid, he slips shaving and ends up with a lil mustache and a Jewish bully steals his bike or whatever and he decides to kill everyone. As his childhood friend, you not gonna be happy that he’s killing everyone, but are you just gonna end your friendship because of that ? It’s not like he killed you, and he still sends you tickets to events and what not since he’s famous now. I’m just saying, there’s a lot of fucked up people in our own families that we still support. Look at this pic of Lebron and Wade…. their excuse ” He sends us cigars” – AC