My girl says I am the luckiest person on earth, I don’t know how she can say that. The only thing I have ever won is two tickets to the Rangers game from ESPN for being the biggest slacker at work. I sent in a stop animation video I filmed making my coffee Mug dance. After the Mega Millions ballooned to over 400 Million the other day, I thought it would be funny to Photoshop the winning numbers on to a ticket and trick her into thinking we had just become multimillionaires. I casually left the fake ticket in a pile of other legit tickets she bought. I said babe go to www.lottery.net and check the numbers, I have a great feeling about this one! The look on her face was priceless as she discovered we had won, but I soon broke the news that this was another one of my scams and lets just say I didn’t get Lucky that night. This was a great way to see if she really loved me or was just after my fake money. In light of this story listen to Daft Punk and check out a few other crazy Lottery Tales.
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Captain Janks from the Howard Stern Show claims to be Brian Westbrook and says he looks forward to a future of worshiping the prostate of Howard Stern. ANOTHER CLASSIC ! This guy is amazing
Shout to Sergio for the find
Lane Kiffin really is getting a jump on recruiting.
No sooner had the Trojans new coach put the finishing touches on the Class of 2010 recruits, that he turned his attention to the Class of 2015.
That’s right, 2015.
Thursday evening Kiffin received a verbal commitment from 13-year old wunderkind quarterback David Sills of Bear, Del.
Not according to his personal coach Steve Clarkson, who has mentored some of the game’s best quarterbacks including current USC starter Matt Barkley.
“His skill set is off the chart,” Clarkson said. “I’ve never seen anyone at his age do what he’s been able to do.”
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