AC’s Theory on the Sandra Bullock X Jesse James X New Baby Fiasco

So, I have a Theory on this whole Sandra Bullock X Jesse James X New Baby Fiasco. Hear me out. I think Sandra Bullock got pregnant by the big black dude from the Blind Side (Hence the new black baby). Jesse James is known as a bad ass anyway, so Sandra’s publicist came up with this skeme to make it seem like he cheated. The publicist also leaked “fake or staged” Nazi pictures which would indicate he would hate a black baby. They pay jesse off, he gets to be single but ultimatly Sandra comes out the winner. Discuss